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AH HA! Now I smell what you're steppin in! I'll be checkin my odo tomorrow.
Just for fun- Never odd or even It's a good thing that I don't drive a Toyota Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Okay. I'm done.
Well I wasn't going to post it cause it's not an odometer, mine is currently sitting on my bench seat, but since people have posted other sayings, here's one for ya... and no its not a line by line palindrome, it's one massive palindrome lol
"Dammit I'm Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I ****.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
Well I wasn't going to post it cause it's not an odometer, mine is currently sitting on my bench seat, but since people have posted other sayings, here's one for ya... and no its not a line by line palindrome, it's one massive palindrome lol
"Dammit I'm Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
That guy is some kind of savant. His standup is pretty funny, but watching him draw with both hands at the same time is some kind of left brain/right brain genius. I believe his talent may be wasted on d*ck jokes.
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