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Old 03-15-2012, 05:17 PM
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Just something for you to say WTF?

The instructions on my deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom". It hurts to walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely!
 
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The instructions on my deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom". It hurts to walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely!


Thanks for sharing THAT!
 
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The instructions on my deodorant said "remove cap and push up bottom". It hurts to walk now, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely!
WTF!!!!!!!!
 
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Old 06-15-2018, 12:26 AM
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Just re-read this I think I'll post on FB
 
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My shampoo bottle says to lather, rinse, repeat, but it doesn't say when to stop.
 
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Old 06-16-2018, 12:00 PM
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when you are bald!
 
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Old 06-18-2018, 09:41 AM
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My current shampoo is supposed to grow new hair on my head, but I think so far it has just moved the hair that was on my head to my shoulders and back.
 
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Old 06-18-2018, 05:14 PM
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EEEEWWWWWW--- if you stand in a puddle of it will it grow hair on your feet? Hobbit
 
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I hope not! EEEK
 
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Old 06-23-2018, 03:54 PM
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you would have to comb it and mybe put in ribbons?
 
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Probably I would do ribbons.
 
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As you get older that shampoo grows hair everywhere except on your head. I wonder if you washed your butt with it all the time if hair would then grow on your head?
 
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I'm not going to try it for fear more hair may end up on my butt..
 
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Old 06-25-2018, 04:47 PM
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Fuzzy Butt!
 
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:17 PM
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Like the picture of a bear asking a rabbit if he had a problem with poo sticking to his fur, and the rabbit said no... then the bear uses the rabbit to wipe the bear's butt..
 


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