Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.
Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda
Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill your drink
As a matter of fact, I DO own the road
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Caution I swerve and hit people at random.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Lost your cat? Look under my tires
Faster than a speeding ticket.
Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road!
Drive defensively, buy a tank
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying
Caution: Driver chews tobacco.
If you can read this I can slam my brakes and sue you!
If you can read this I have lost my trailer
Kids cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause kids!
Hello! Blinker? Oh sorry it must have been an option that year
If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!
I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop!
I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!
Do Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!
(On back of a motorhome) Stay back or I'll flush!
So you like tailgating, and I like stopping suddenly.
Sure wish my wife was as dirty as my truck is
If you love your life as much as I love my car you won't steal it.
If you don't like my truck, smile as you go under.
Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test
Rust test in progress
YES this is my truck. NO I won't help you move!
Code blue: Ford just stopped the heartbeat of America
Only little boys wear bowties!

 

those are some good ones

 

WooHoo IOwnA,

Ya didn't leave many for the rest of us. GOOD List!

Jane

 

One of my favorites:*Keep honking i'm reloading*

 

heres a couple.

"those who beat thier guns into plowshears will plow for those who don't"

" don't steal, the government hates the compitition"

" caution, Driver carries no less than 20 pounds of C-4"

 

"Save The South, Teach A Yankee To Drive"


Bluehawk

 

I used to have the scientific dirt experiment one on my truck- it was true too. I never washed that thing as long as I owned it.

 

Many years ago on my 56 Chevy coupe, 301 with 2-4's, headers, T-4, and 10 bolt Dana was a neon bumper sticker that glowed in the lights at the strip: To all virgins, Thanks for nothing.

 

on my 85 f150 from HS and college....
'why do people with closed minds always open their mouths'
'come closer so i can slap you'
'i'm not antisocial, i just don't like you'
'and this one time, at band camp...'
'boys are great, every girl should own one'
'boys lie'
'i feel much better now that i've lost all hope'
'shutup! i can't hear the voices in my head'
( I can't remember them all. they're 30 miles away on the truck still)

on my 79 F100
FTE!!
'friends don't let friends drive chevy's'

 

Heres another one *CAUTION I drive as bad as you do!*

 

My favorite: "Your kid may be an honor student...But you're still an idiot"

 

Or "My kid beat up your honor student"

 

Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.

 

this is ya brain FORD this is ya brain on drugs CHEVY

NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR 5 DAYS AND DOESNT DIE

 

On the rear window of a Dodge dually "I'D RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN" Kind of a double innuendo if you know what I mean.