Don't Mess With Texas !!!
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Don't Mess With Texas !!!
Hope no one has posted this yet? I have the bumper sticker!
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Texas soldier is better than 10 Iraqi."
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out, "One Texas soldier is better than 100 Iraqi."
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texas soldiers voice calls out again, "One Texas soldier is better than one thousand Iraqi."
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets, and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually, one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander ...
"Don't send anymore men ... it's a trap.
There's TWO of them."
The BEST Iraqi joke so far!
Jane
A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One Texas soldier is better than 10 Iraqi."
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice once again calls out, "One Texas soldier is better than 100 Iraqi."
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences.
After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texas soldiers voice calls out again, "One Texas soldier is better than one thousand Iraqi."
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets, and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually, one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander ...
"Don't send anymore men ... it's a trap.
There's TWO of them."
The BEST Iraqi joke so far!
Jane
I liked that one.
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