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Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of asprins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the asprins and notices a note on the table; "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot brreakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, reading.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the stove waiting for me?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and while she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone I'm married'!"
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot brreakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, reading.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
"So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the stove waiting for me?"
"Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and while she tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Lady, leave me alone I'm married'!"
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