My Census Was Returned...
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My Census Was Returned...
Had to Redo my Census....AGAIN!!!!! In response to the question "Do you have any dependents?" I answered "13 million immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 10 million unemployed people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, and 536 more in the U. S. House, Senate and White House."
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
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I woulda laughed harder, Keith....But a buddy of mine posted this on Facebook about a week ago.......
Still funny (and disturbing) though.....
Still funny (and disturbing) though.....
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I suppose the simplest way to handle it would be to mark the envelop "Return to SENDER"
But then they would get all upset wanting to know who RECIEVED it....
("Hey - no comprendar usted... Is your Momma from around here? I don' recognise you")
"Yeah I got rug rats - get outta my face or I'll treat you like one of them"
(Chicago answer)
"You can take this stuff, fold it until it is all (ALL!) sharp corners, and stick it where the sun don't shine, YOU GOT IT? LOOK AT ME when I talk to you..."
I think it can be fairly said that most people don't like it at all - and yet it is necessary (if a whole hell of a lot gullible)
Okay - I'll let ye have it. I worked on sattelite tv installs for a while and saw a lot of candid views of people in their homes in Memphis
16 to 24 people all living in a two brm house - some on the floor, and they count it good because they have a damned roof over their heads and TV in the hot part of the year.... Down in Raliegh or Frayser.
Census come
"ARE you the only one in your home?"
"Oh hell yeah..."
The CENSUS is out to lunch anyway.... It is incorrect
*THIS is WHY: Only responsible people respond to it
Think it through... What do you have to lose?
(He suggests, quietly)
But you may stand to lose more than you think
It's what they calculate both taxes and welfare on................................................ .......
*Have you ever wished you could teach people to just care and be responsible?
But then they would get all upset wanting to know who RECIEVED it....
("Hey - no comprendar usted... Is your Momma from around here? I don' recognise you")
"Yeah I got rug rats - get outta my face or I'll treat you like one of them"
(Chicago answer)
"You can take this stuff, fold it until it is all (ALL!) sharp corners, and stick it where the sun don't shine, YOU GOT IT? LOOK AT ME when I talk to you..."
I think it can be fairly said that most people don't like it at all - and yet it is necessary (if a whole hell of a lot gullible)
Okay - I'll let ye have it. I worked on sattelite tv installs for a while and saw a lot of candid views of people in their homes in Memphis
16 to 24 people all living in a two brm house - some on the floor, and they count it good because they have a damned roof over their heads and TV in the hot part of the year.... Down in Raliegh or Frayser.
Census come
"ARE you the only one in your home?"
"Oh hell yeah..."
The CENSUS is out to lunch anyway.... It is incorrect
*THIS is WHY: Only responsible people respond to it
Think it through... What do you have to lose?
(He suggests, quietly)
But you may stand to lose more than you think
It's what they calculate both taxes and welfare on................................................ .......
*Have you ever wished you could teach people to just care and be responsible?
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Had to Redo my Census....AGAIN!!!!! In response to the question "Do you have any dependents?" I answered "13 million immigrants, 3 million crack heads, 10 million unemployed people, 2 million people in over 243 prisons, half of Mexico, and 536 more in the U. S. House, Senate and White House."
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.
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