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I stopped doing their laundry, it was too much with the first one, then the second pushed me over the edge!
The village idiot.
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From: Southern WV
Awhile back I told her, you do laundry, I'll do dishes lol.
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Pads, Bras and Panties
Guys, I went through all of that years ago. But I still have not figured out why they say, I want pads with wings. Are those SOB's supposed to fly or what. Just kidding.
One of my daughter's was complaining that her ***** were not growing like the rest of the girls. I told her to go stand on her head in the corner, move up and down banging her head softly on the floor and all of that roundness in her *** would go to her *****. I got that "Aw Dad" look. Several months later she came through with a towel wrapped around her and her ***** were holding the towel up. I looked at her (acting amazed) and asked her had she been doing that stand on your head exercise. She asked my why and I said I definately see ***** hidden under that towel. She turned real red, called me a smart ***, turned and wiggled her *** as she went to her room. I followed that with the comment that her round *** was gone too. Well, that was much more than Mom could stand. She busted a gut laughing at me and her.
Life living with three ladies in the house.
So yeah, going to the store and buying pads, panties and bras, just part of being a dad. When you can do it with a straight and not red face means you have graduated.
One of my daughter's was complaining that her ***** were not growing like the rest of the girls. I told her to go stand on her head in the corner, move up and down banging her head softly on the floor and all of that roundness in her *** would go to her *****. I got that "Aw Dad" look. Several months later she came through with a towel wrapped around her and her ***** were holding the towel up. I looked at her (acting amazed) and asked her had she been doing that stand on your head exercise. She asked my why and I said I definately see ***** hidden under that towel. She turned real red, called me a smart ***, turned and wiggled her *** as she went to her room. I followed that with the comment that her round *** was gone too. Well, that was much more than Mom could stand. She busted a gut laughing at me and her.
Life living with three ladies in the house.
So yeah, going to the store and buying pads, panties and bras, just part of being a dad. When you can do it with a straight and not red face means you have graduated.
The village idiot.
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From: Southern WV
I'm doomed then lol.
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Buy Me This Thong!
Wait until you take her shopping, and she hollers at you and then shows you a thong and says, "Daddy, buy this for me." I can do it, still to this day.
The village idiot.
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Well, my push mower doesn't have a bagger, just my rider. So I raked it all up. It wasn't too bad though, about a quarter of an acre.
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Kevin, that is still a lot of grass. I used to cut three acres with a push mower. It took me close to 9 hours just to cut it. Then I had to run the weedeater. That took another three hours. It was my mom's. I am glad I did not have to do that but twice a month.
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Wow, three acres with a push mower!
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Well, I got paid $50 and I didn't have to weed eat anything. And he wants me to cut it every week. It's not much but every little bit helps.
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It was a Briggs & Stratton 24" cut. I could make that three acres look like a golf course. One thing, it kept me in shape during the summers and I had a terrific tan (which I am paying for now).
Every bit does help, especially if it is cash. I have been out of work since the first of June. Every job I have applied for, my turndown states I am over qualified for the job. I do not give a rat's *** about being over-qualified, I just want a job before winter gets here. And remember, my life was not supposed to be screwed up. Yeah, right!
Every bit does help, especially if it is cash. I have been out of work since the first of June. Every job I have applied for, my turndown states I am over qualified for the job. I do not give a rat's *** about being over-qualified, I just want a job before winter gets here. And remember, my life was not supposed to be screwed up. Yeah, right!
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It's funny that I know and see so many people either on disability or trying to get disability that are not disabled at all. They just don't want to work and get a free paycheck every month. They can work but don't want to. I want to work, and my job won't let me. So I know exactly how you feel.