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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 06:51 PM
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that one guy who signs up for free extenze through the company.

why do woman have 20 pairs of shoes to go with one outfit? ive always wants to know xD
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 06:55 PM
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Why do you have to repair 5 things BEFORE you can repair what you originally set out to fix?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 07:59 PM
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because in order to take what you want apart you have take this thingamajig off and find out thats broken... but to take that thing off you have to take this peice off and THAT needs fixin.

why do you sometimes find a tiny 4 cylinder pulling a trailer?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 08:03 PM
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because it's owner is clueless




why is it a zero, and not an 0
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 08:13 PM
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because it's owner is clueless




why is it a zero, and not an 0
Because 0 is hard to sound out.

Why can't people spell anymore?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 08:26 PM
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The computer and cell phones.

Why are orangess Orange???
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 09:25 PM
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because they are a tropical fruit, and the cooler temperatures of florida and california make them turn orange



why does water flush in a toilet, always to the right(clock wise)?
 
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It's a design issue


Why does a dog like toilet bowl water?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 09:56 PM
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because it's cold




why does a dog chase it's tail?
 
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why does a dog chase it's tail?
Because it's bored.

Who is your favorite celebrity?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 10:32 PM
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they all suck.

Why do mules kick?
 
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hahahaha that was funny

mules kick because people can be a real a$$ to them.

who came up with the word kicking?
 
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why do computers crash?
 
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why do computers crash?

Because you went to the no-no sites. (And they're all made in China)

How much time do you spend on the internet on an average day?
 
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