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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 01:42 AM
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cause chevy and dodge are always behind....nuff said
would you drive a prius?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 05:01 AM
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yes....off a cliff or into a river!!

why is grass green?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 05:12 AM
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its better than dead

why are you up late?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 05:14 AM
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Because I can't sleep

Why are you spending all of my money?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 05:16 AM
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love to shop


why do refrigerators go dark?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 08:40 AM
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because they have a seal on the door.



why is it so hot on the east coast?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 10:27 AM
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Because we passed it on


Why do I get glasses today?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 01:21 PM
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Because we passed it on


Why do I get glasses today?
So you can read your computer!

Is it better to be angry or sad?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 01:58 PM
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Angry...you get over it quicker.

Why do people lie so much???
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 02:38 PM
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because it is easier to do then be honest.

what if c-a-t spelled d-o-g??
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 03:15 PM
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We would have to hire folks to decipher the code.

Why do we always hurt the ones we love???
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 03:46 PM
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Because we're stupid.

Hey honey, what's for supper?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 03:55 PM
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Hey honey, what's for supper?
Regret with a side of pride.

Anyone know how to cook it?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 04:06 PM
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yep, sit out in your chevy without AC in the sun and your cooked.

why must we go to war?
 
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Old Jul 23, 2011 | 04:07 PM
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because there are bad guys in this world.

When dog food is new with improved taste, who tests it?
 
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