My ex wife was recently arrested and sent to jail awaiting the magistrate. She made her call to me and I ran down town to find out what happened.

When I approached her cell to ask her what had happened, the arresting officer jumped in said that they found 40 lbs of crack under her dress.

 

I should have known my ex was cheat'n after I came home and found a Dr.s office roll of tissue paper installed and the top of the bed!.
SHHHHWUUUUUT! NEXT!

 

I was surprised and happy my electric bizzzzzzll went down....but at the same time our #2 diesel fuel consumption went up!?! I was happy she graduated with her toys and the the TV wasn't all fuzzy and funny but the fumes were killen me!

 

Ummm...I can clean those up if anyone would like or is offended??????

 

Aren't we all adults here?
I was hoping some of these had a little MORE zing to them......

 

what do you call your ex wife? I call mine the Xbox!!

 

Know what the difference is between my ex and moose? Oh about 200 lbs and a flannel shirt!

 

Want zing??? Go to The Club!!

Keep em clean boys, or the whole thing will get moved over.

 

No need to clean them up for me....I can't understand them!!!

 

I miss my ex because life in prison for a mercy killing just doesn't sound right.

Ex wife for sale. Please take over payments.

What is the difference between an ex wife and a full outhouse?
You can have the outhouse pumped out and cleaned up.

 

LOL, sorry....they made sense at the time.

 

What's the difference between in laws and outlaws?

Out laws are wanted.

 

It's all coming back now.....would you like me to pm the explaination...or no?

 

OK Mrs. Bunny, What is "The Club" I hear about from time to time? It sounds like a place where I can curse and scratch myself w/o offending people. Is this true or am I imagining things (as usual)?
Thank ya M`am.

 

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