Memorial Day Weekend 2011 Traffic Message
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
Memorial Day Weekend 2011 Traffic Message
All I want you to think about is a wrecker attached to your own set of wheels...
That's so simple that it's stupid isn't it?
QUESTION:
What does the wrecker cost?
Where does it go?
How much does it cost to get out of jail? (most people skip this)
How much is the fine?
How much does an SR-22 cost?
How much did your insurance just go up?
How much does it cost to get your car back from the towing outfit?
If they sold it:
What does it cost to pay the storage fee less the chintzy amount they (the towing cabrones) claim they sold it for (prolly to a cousin...)?
YEP. They will extort you even after making money on the parts
What does it cost to go to the school the court sent you to?
All of this is just because you wanted to go two blocks home from the bar
Now - UNDERSTAND THIS! It could to happen to any of us. JUST LIKE THAT...
BANG! Blue and White lights
(if we let it)
So ahh.... How you doing tonight?
I decided to stay home and watch some old Dale Senior footage.
In this day and age there is nothing as important as a driver license
If you think it's an easy thing WALK TO THE STORE AND BACK!
That's so simple that it's stupid isn't it?
QUESTION:
What does the wrecker cost?
Where does it go?
How much does it cost to get out of jail? (most people skip this)
How much is the fine?
How much does an SR-22 cost?
How much did your insurance just go up?
How much does it cost to get your car back from the towing outfit?
If they sold it:
What does it cost to pay the storage fee less the chintzy amount they (the towing cabrones) claim they sold it for (prolly to a cousin...)?
YEP. They will extort you even after making money on the parts
What does it cost to go to the school the court sent you to?
All of this is just because you wanted to go two blocks home from the bar
Now - UNDERSTAND THIS! It could to happen to any of us. JUST LIKE THAT...
BANG! Blue and White lights
(if we let it)
So ahh.... How you doing tonight?
I decided to stay home and watch some old Dale Senior footage.
In this day and age there is nothing as important as a driver license
If you think it's an easy thing WALK TO THE STORE AND BACK!
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From: Long Beach, Ms.
Hey call me!
I would tow you 60 miles (normal commercial tow) for the cost of a DUI tow in my town.
Call a tow truck instead of a cab and have your vehicle at home with you.
Just think about it.
NO BLUE LIGHTS!
NO NEW FRIENDS (from the holding cell)
NO NEW WRINKLES IN THE FENDER.
NO MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR A RIDE TO WORK.
NO INSURANCE RATE HIKES.
Pick out a tow company and talk to the driver/ operator about what it would cost should you make the decision not to drive.
I would tow you 60 miles (normal commercial tow) for the cost of a DUI tow in my town.
Call a tow truck instead of a cab and have your vehicle at home with you.
Just think about it.
NO BLUE LIGHTS!
NO NEW FRIENDS (from the holding cell)
NO NEW WRINKLES IN THE FENDER.
NO MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR A RIDE TO WORK.
NO INSURANCE RATE HIKES.
Pick out a tow company and talk to the driver/ operator about what it would cost should you make the decision not to drive.
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From: Drummonds, TN USA
ya know when I think about it a bar and shopping center that ran an hourly tram through the neighborhoods around it would be the logical approach. But almost every bar and grill I've ever seen was on a main street - funny about that isn't it?
Can you imagine the tips you could get from well to do drunks? It would be the ideal concession... A neighborhood tram
Cover it with grafitti to begin with and it would never be vandalized
Can you imagine the tips you could get from well to do drunks? It would be the ideal concession... A neighborhood tram
Cover it with grafitti to begin with and it would never be vandalized
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From: North of Tulsa, Oklahoma
For all you near Tulsa, AAA is offering free rides home for you and your vehicle, if you've had too much too drink. It's called operation Tipsy Toe
Details Here
Be safe and smart all.
Details Here
Be safe and smart all.
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Especially when your 16. haha
I lost my license till I was 17 for a stupid speeding ticket (clocked doing 53 in a 35). being 16 having your license, then losing it SUCKS!
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I lost my license till I was 17 for a stupid speeding ticket (clocked doing 53 in a 35). being 16 having your license, then losing it SUCKS!
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