The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
#7621
08-19-2023, 07:33 AM
What really sucks is when you're just about on the Black spot and since you're at the gun shop anyways you have him do a laser bore sight and now you're outside of the "leave the range" with all the guns he laid his filthy effing hands on. So far in fact that it took 15 rounds to figure out where the hell they were going. And then to have the Jackwad say that "you have to do a couple rounds of live fire after the bore sighting to fine tune it". How is that even possible when you made it 10 times worse than it was. Like 36 in to the left and 12-in high at 80 yd
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08-19-2023, 07:46 AM
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08-19-2023, 11:50 AM
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08-19-2023, 06:30 PM
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08-19-2023, 11:26 PM
Fleet Owner
The student counselors explain the rules to the 1st year students.
"The female dorms will be out-of-bounds for all male students.
Male dorms are off limits to the female students. Anybody caught
breaking rules will be fined 100 points the first time."
"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 1000 points.
Being caught a third time will cost you a semester suspension. Are there any questions?"
.........."How can we get a season Pass?..........
"The female dorms will be out-of-bounds for all male students.
Male dorms are off limits to the female students. Anybody caught
breaking rules will be fined 100 points the first time."
"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined 1000 points.
Being caught a third time will cost you a semester suspension. Are there any questions?"
.........."How can we get a season Pass?..........
#7627
08-20-2023, 07:22 AM
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08-20-2023, 07:51 AM
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08-20-2023, 08:29 AM
#7630
08-20-2023, 11:06 AM
Fleet Owner
Guy is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws.
The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."
Guy takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself.
So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.
Guy's convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer,"
The very next day the Guy takes the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine." Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the Guy responds, "What's that noise?
The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day."
Guy takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?" the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day," the man tells himself.
So, the next morning the man gets up at 4 am in the morning and cuts and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.
Guy's convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer,"
The very next day the Guy takes the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Hmm, it looks fine." Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the Guy responds, "What's that noise?
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08-20-2023, 05:47 PM
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08-20-2023, 10:18 PM
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08-21-2023, 04:16 AM
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#7635
08-21-2023, 10:23 AM
Laughing Gas
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