The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Guy goes to the Doc, "Doc I have these panic attacks!"
Dr. Test him gives him a checkup and says,
"Your fit as a fiddle, just put a paper bag up to you mouth,
if you feel anxious or panicky.
So, he goes home, has an attack, puts the bag up to his mouth
and drinks all the Jack Danials in the bottle.
Dr. Test him gives him a checkup and says,
"Your fit as a fiddle, just put a paper bag up to you mouth,
if you feel anxious or panicky.
So, he goes home, has an attack, puts the bag up to his mouth
and drinks all the Jack Danials in the bottle.
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Lil Daughter is running a Temp of 100.9, and I ask her if her ears hurt, "No!"
So I ask her, "Does your throat hurt a lil?" She runs away with her toy!
Then I ask, "Does your mouth hurt you a lil?" Immediately she says, "YES!"
(Maybe she is cutting Molars a couple at a time?")
" never mess with a woman cutting teeth is a thought !"
So I ask her, "Does your throat hurt a lil?" She runs away with her toy!
Then I ask, "Does your mouth hurt you a lil?" Immediately she says, "YES!"
(Maybe she is cutting Molars a couple at a time?")
" never mess with a woman cutting teeth is a thought !"
#7582
The Lil Woman is frustrated, buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt, and sits on the sofa opposite of me.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs...I ask, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she, the seductress says with an alluring seductive smile.
"Thank f*** for that. I thought you were sitting on the cat."
She puts them on, together with a short skirt, and sits on the sofa opposite of me.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs...I ask, "Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Y-e-s," she, the seductress says with an alluring seductive smile.
"Thank f*** for that. I thought you were sitting on the cat."
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Most people remember Betsy Ross for making the first American Flag.
A lesser known fact about Ms. Ross is that she also gave us the polling techniques still commonly used by Gallup, Rasmussen, etc. She took her newly created flag, sampled the people around her for their opinion and was satisfied with its popularity before announcing it.
So Betsy Ross not only gave us the first American Flag, she also gave us the first flag poll!
A lesser known fact about Ms. Ross is that she also gave us the polling techniques still commonly used by Gallup, Rasmussen, etc. She took her newly created flag, sampled the people around her for their opinion and was satisfied with its popularity before announcing it.
So Betsy Ross not only gave us the first American Flag, she also gave us the first flag poll!