The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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It was a great idea consolidating all MY debts.
FROM NOW ON i HAVE one bill I CAN'T pay.
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Brought to you by the non profit agency that you just need to call immediately 666 - 666 - 666----------?
FROM NOW ON i HAVE one bill I CAN'T pay.
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Brought to you by the non profit agency that you just need to call immediately 666 - 666 - 666----------?
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"Normally I avoid discussing any advice received from my broker, but I felt this was important enough to share, and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another Worldcom.
"Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
American Can
Interstate Water
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company
"Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful".
"Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks:
American Can
Interstate Water
National Gas Company
Northern Tissue Company
"Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean.
It's a tough market out there. Be careful".
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A "Pine Belt" pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets." The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Joined: Mar 2012
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From: Near Cal. Avenue
Lil Johnny, the psychiatrist says: "I know it's wrong
but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."
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