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The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Lil Johnny and his brother go ice fishing.
Lil Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says,
"Young man, there's no fish down there.”
Lil Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?"
His brother replies, "I don't know."
So Lil Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says again,
"For the second time, there's no fish down there."
Lil Johnny asks his brother, "Could that be God?"
His Brother replies again, "I don't know."
Lil Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more,
"Young man, for the last time, I'm telling you there's no fish down there."
Johnny looks up and asks, "Is that you, God?"
The voice says, "No, I'm the manager and You and your friend must leave the premises now!
The Rink has closed."-
Lil Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says,
"Young man, there's no fish down there.”
Lil Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?"
His brother replies, "I don't know."
So Lil Johnny starts to drill again and the voice says again,
"For the second time, there's no fish down there."
Lil Johnny asks his brother, "Could that be God?"
His Brother replies again, "I don't know."
Lil Johnny starts drilling again and the voice says once more,
"Young man, for the last time, I'm telling you there's no fish down there."
Johnny looks up and asks, "Is that you, God?"
The voice says, "No, I'm the manager and You and your friend must leave the premises now!
The Rink has closed."-
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