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Standing on the Warf waiting for the Ferry to Alcatraz is also a great sign.
 
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Al Gore was dancing with his wife at a recent climate change conference. His moves were rather unorthodox, a fact that several of the scientists found amusing.

One of the scientists prodded his peer and said, "I'll bet our bar tab that I can describe his movements algebraically before we leave tonight" and the bet was accepted.

Alas, the scientist wound up with the tab because no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't define the Al Gore rhythm.
 
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↑↑ ..........

Some people's names match their careers surprisingly well. But Al Gore is a failure in this regard.
Wait, all gore, boy was I wrong !
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I personally will never let it go that I'll never hear an album from the math rock legends, "the Al Gore Rhythms"......

 
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↑ Choosing to use the certain & most likely, the right words as she may understand what cha say to her may mean much more than what you could have said. .......... twit .....
 
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HAVE YOU EVER RODE CROSS COUNTRY WITH A COUPLE OF OLD GOATS IN THE VEHICLE?
 
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