The Safe for GNAC Joke Thread!!!
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Lil Johnny goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" Lil Johnny asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of me."
"What about sleeping Grandpa? Do you sleep okay," asks Lil Johnny ?
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night.
At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and
that's it. I go out like a light."
Well Lil Johnny, a grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,
so he rushes off to question the Nurse in charge.
"What are you people doing?" Lil Johnny asks.
"I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis.
Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse.
"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and
a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
The chocolate makes him sleep and
the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
"How are you grandpa?" Lil Johnny asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of me."
"What about sleeping Grandpa? Do you sleep okay," asks Lil Johnny ?
"No problem at all --- nine hours solid every night.
At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and
that's it. I go out like a light."
Well Lil Johnny, a grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this,
so he rushes off to question the Nurse in charge.
"What are you people doing?" Lil Johnny asks.
"I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis.
Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse.
"Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and
a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
The chocolate makes him sleep and
the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."
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A dog and a cat are having an argument on who is the favorite of humans.
The dog says, "Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more!"
The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one, are you?"
The dog says, "Humans like us more. They have even named a tooth (canine) after us. Naming such an important body part after us shows that they like us more!"
The cat smiles and says, "You are really not going to win this one, are you?"
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↑ What I notice are carts setting all over the parking lot so ya can't park till you mov
e it to their cart return places. I like to sit them onto islands.
GP is that your Ram sitting in front of it ? .....
e it to their cart return places. I like to sit them onto islands.GP is that your Ram sitting in front of it ? .....
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- The Socially accepted Steps to Freedom !
- So this Grandma says to her friend, “I feel like my body has
- gotten totally out of shape, so
- I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and exercise workouts!"
- She said, “So, I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
- I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down and
- perspired for an hour."
- Her elderly friend sitting in a Power Chair than asks,
- "How did that go for you Sweetie !"
- So this elderly Lady says, "But by the time I got my leotards on,
- the class was already over.”
