Argument with the other half
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Argument with the other half
Well I told the wife that I wanted to be buried in my truck. She says NO, it worth to much and besides that she wants it. Hey I figure if I make the arrangements for the back hoe and start saving up for a plot big enough for the both of us WHY NOT!!!
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you know, that's a good idea, how about being cryogenically frozen inside of it and then sealed in a bubble looking like I'm driving it with a big smile on my face, maybe Ripley's Believe it or Not will put me on display 
"this is the misunderstood American truck lover on display, it is a disease that is sweeping the nation......"
"this is the misunderstood American truck lover on display, it is a disease that is sweeping the nation......"
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Well I'll have to check on the price tag of being cryogenically frozen cause I'll have to save that up to. But when they figure out how to fix me I'll have my SUPER DUTY waiting for me. Now I have even more reason to take her with me.
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I'll freeze you for $ 19.95 plus 3.50 for shipping and handeling......
I've got a deep freezer you'de probably fit in......
also I'll look after your super duty "drive the fire out of It" while you wait for a fix......I ment I'll keep it washed and waxed for you while you sit in it waiting............
I've got a deep freezer you'de probably fit in......
also I'll look after your super duty "drive the fire out of It" while you wait for a fix......I ment I'll keep it washed and waxed for you while you sit in it waiting............
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Steve want's to be buried in our '41 (if we ever get it done). But since he also want's to be cremated, I told him that we just need to make a place hidden somewhere behind the upholstery that I can dump him in. That way, where ever the truck goes, he goes.
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Originally posted by Carlene
Steve want's to be buried in our '41 (if we ever get it done). But since he also want's to be cremated, I told him that we just need to make a place hidden somewhere behind the upholstery that I can dump him in. That way, where ever the truck goes, he goes.
Steve want's to be buried in our '41 (if we ever get it done). But since he also want's to be cremated, I told him that we just need to make a place hidden somewhere behind the upholstery that I can dump him in. That way, where ever the truck goes, he goes.
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If my wife didn't nag at me I would forget she was there.
My truck, she hates it.
As for what to do with my body when I die, who cares. Whatever is the cheapest (I told my wife to have a big fire in the back yard and stick the ashes in a CheeseWiz jar.)
My truck, she hates it.
As for what to do with my body when I die, who cares. Whatever is the cheapest (I told my wife to have a big fire in the back yard and stick the ashes in a CheeseWiz jar.)
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I seem to recall someone being interned in their BMW a few years back. Or maybe it was a Corvette. I supose if you have the money, you can do anything you want.
Just have someone mummify your corpse, sit you up behind the wheel, and away into eternity you will go. Just like the Pharohs, you can be buried with all your toys!
Just have someone mummify your corpse, sit you up behind the wheel, and away into eternity you will go. Just like the Pharohs, you can be buried with all your toys!
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How about this: put you in the truck and run you both through one of those big junkyard metal shredders. Wouldn't you reach the hereafter that much faster?
(minister) "We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of ..."
(shredder) "REEEEEEEEROWMMMMMMMMMMMM ..."
(minister) "We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of ..."
(shredder) "REEEEEEEEROWMMMMMMMMMMMM ..."
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