As part of my ongoing program of offending everyone, (French, Iraqis, so far), here are some suggestions for new State slogans.

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A DRY Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It --Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunken Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: It's Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent; You Have The Right To An Attorney...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slack jaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!

 

Probably the funniest post I've ever read on FTE.

Especially this one -

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Waxy

 

touche'

 

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan -

 

yes, we are. what i don't get is why people always make fun of not knowing the capital of ND. we all know it's Minneapolis.

 

briefly,
Hey buddy, just in case you didn't know, we ALSO have indoor plumbing (now).

(I hope you know I'm laughing while I'm typing this!)

From Ala - thank God for Mississippi - bama !

 

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
LOL but I can't Mexican

 

I'm offended at the nerve of this post



Just kidding....I'm not only laughing my butt off, I agree with most of them.

 

What happened to Bismarck?

 

I think she was sunk in WWII...

 

DAMN RIGHT! O-H-I-O! Nat'l Champs! GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Anyone seen Beulah?
yes its a town!
If you seen it you know where it is.
I never saw it so I don't beleive it exists.
Hoping someone on this site could help me.

 

Yeah - but at times, ignoranse is bliss.

*Thows the mike on the dashboard*

"Somebody git me a cold beer!"

TENNESSEE - the VOLUNTEER STATE

 

Washington! Slackers and Nerds!??!!

I am appalled that you would post that!

I am going to call the owners of our fine state and tell on you.......

Where did I put the Gates' number.........No, that one is Mr. Allen's........ Boeing?, No they don't count anymore...............hmmm.........

Well, when I find them you are in big trouble mister!!

 

What nothing about Canada???