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From: Vancouver WA
Not for the over-sensitive
Actually, only the NW corner of Washington is overrun by nerds. Slackers are everywhere. You did forget one thing though. The Seattle metro area is also completely overrun by the most dreaded of all people, the liberals.
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Not for the over-sensitive
Originally posted by Franklin3
Anyone seen Beulah?
yes its a town!
If you seen it you know where it is.
I never saw it so I don't beleive it exists.
Hoping someone on this site could help me.
Anyone seen Beulah?
yes its a town!
If you seen it you know where it is.
I never saw it so I don't beleive it exists.
Hoping someone on this site could help me.
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From: Covington USA
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Originally posted by mrwizard
Actually, only the NW corner of Washington is overrun by nerds. Slackers are everywhere. You did forget one thing though. The Seattle metro area is also completely overrun by the most dreaded of all people, the liberals.
Actually, only the NW corner of Washington is overrun by nerds. Slackers are everywhere. You did forget one thing though. The Seattle metro area is also completely overrun by the most dreaded of all people, the liberals.
I used to attend the Art Institute of Seattle, and would catch all kinds of flak for driving a lifted truck and being a hunter. You should see them liberals flip out when you show up to a late class still wearing your camo from a quick hunting trip! And don't even get started with the levis and cowboy boots!!
Nerds are everywhere. Not just the NW. Hell, I could be called one because I can use a computer, and own more than one suit and tie! But as an engineer, I can honestly say I have never owned or use a pocket protector!
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From: Kansas
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Originally posted by briefly
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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I demand a apology or I'll request a tornado to pay you a visit.
Really, the wind doesn't always blow that hard here all the time.
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From: Western Colorado USA
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Originally posted by ultramagdan
Really, the wind doesn't always blow that hard here all the time.
Really, the wind doesn't always blow that hard here all the time.
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From: Western Colorado USA
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Originally posted by ultramagdan
That is the trees fault for not properly anticipating the summer wind. What you are seeing is defective tree DNA in action.
That is the trees fault for not properly anticipating the summer wind. What you are seeing is defective tree DNA in action.
While passing through Kansas on I-70 last year, my daughter asked why all the trees were "Bent Over".
I told her that the earth spins a little faster here. I like your answer better.
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From: Phoenix USA
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ARIZONA: BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT!
Yes it is, but so is a welding torch, or an oven set on autoclean!
The preceding were a group of children running barefoot for the pool in July.
Yes it is, but so is a welding torch, or an oven set on autoclean!
The preceding were a group of children running barefoot for the pool in July.
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From: SoCal
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Originally posted by ultramagdan
I am very offended. That is a poor excuse for a lame insult. I was hoping for more than that. Something like....Yes, it is really that flat, or You think the Wizard of Oz was make believe?
I demand a apology or I'll request a tornado to pay you a visit.
Really, the wind doesn't always blow that hard here all the time.
I am very offended. That is a poor excuse for a lame insult. I was hoping for more than that. Something like....Yes, it is really that flat, or You think the Wizard of Oz was make believe?
I demand a apology or I'll request a tornado to pay you a visit.
Really, the wind doesn't always blow that hard here all the time.
Geez Dan, it's not that easy to find humorous things about Kansas.
(Besides, at least two of my Grandparents were from KS)
How about:
Kansas:
Where Bushwhackers and Jayhawkers shoot the breezeKansas: It's flat here
Kansas: Home of Carry Nation, (bitch!)
Welcome to Kansas, .00135% Grade next 421 miles
Kansas: Shooting Prairie Dogs for fun
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From: South Dakota
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Originally posted by Franklin3
Anyone seen Beulah?
yes its a town!
If you seen it you know where it is.
I never saw it so I don't beleive it exists.
Hoping someone on this site could help me.
Anyone seen Beulah?
yes its a town!
If you seen it you know where it is.
I never saw it so I don't beleive it exists.
Hoping someone on this site could help me.
I liked the mottos. Could have been more creative for South Dakota though
But be careful because we might make you think of one for east river and one for west river.South Dakota - Where millions of years of errosion is a tourist trap (Badlands National Park)
It's ok though that not to many people know much about our state. I really like it when people don't know where Mount Rushmore is, or even better is when they don't know there is a South Dakota and a North Dakota.
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From: Kansas
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Originally posted by briefly
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Welcome to Kansas, .00135% Grade next 421 miles
Kansas: Shooting Prairie Dogs for fun
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Welcome to Kansas, .00135% Grade next 421 miles
Kansas: Shooting Prairie Dogs for fun
Kansas: Where shooting Prairie Dogs and drinking beer is considered normal.
