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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 01:33 PM
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I have the habit of reading the morning paper very throughly with my coffee. Each day I read the obituary column and if I am not listed I continue with my daily activities. In doing this I have recently detected a very strange phenomena which I though warrented furhter investigation. I checked digently for several consectutive days and found, to my amazement, that this was not a one time anomaly but a consistant occurrence - people in the Dallas area are dying IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. I suspect the liberal media and will alert Rush.
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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 01:36 PM
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They have also requested that their names be listed alphabetically rather than numerically in the phone book.


Wouldn't this make it a name book?
 
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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 01:44 PM
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I tink Im gonna change my name to "Z"...we have a similiar situation here...
 
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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 01:45 PM
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About 5 years ago I found my name in the obits in the Fresno newspaper - thank God they left off the Jr.

(think about it)
 
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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 05:00 PM
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Originally posted by Deacon Wayne
About 5 years ago I found my name in the obits in the Fresno newspaper - thank God they left off the Jr.

(think about it)
That's a great way to start your day.
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Old Mar 6, 2003 | 07:14 PM
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my friend checks the obits everyday to make sure he isnt in there... hes a pretty normal guy but... well... sometimes i feel dead after a long night of partying, and really wonder how, or if i even survived the night before
 
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