I wanted to write you and tell you about the fantastic religious experience I had the other day.

As I was browsing through a local Christian bookstore, I spotted a "Honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day since I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I purchased the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is ... and I failed to notice that the light had changed. It's a good thing that someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I never would have noticed. I found that there are a LOT of people who love Jesus.

While I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Suddenly, everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a "sunny beach" ... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant and he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing. He was really enjoying this religious experience, too.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my brothers and sisters grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Hope to hear from you soon.

Your friend,



Happy Holidays Y'all

Found this reading some other stuff and thought it was funny, sorry its off topic

 

rotfLmao!!!

 

lol

 

three guys fall through the ice when driving their truck onto thin ice while fishing and end up at the pearly gates on Christmas Eve. St. Peter says to them "You can't some in unless you have something Christmasy."

Guy#1 searches his pockets and only finds his truck keys so he jingles them..."these are Christmas bells!"
St. Peter lets him in

Guy#2 searches and finds only a lighter so he lites it..."Christmas lites Christmas lites!"
he gets in

Guy#3 doesn't have much but manages to find his neighbor's thong in a hidden pocket.........."These are Carols!"


Merry Christmas

 

thank you, really enjoyed reading it.

 

 

LOL

 

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

 

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike" the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?" The little girl says "yes sir, he sure did." The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said "give this to your dad and next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said "nice horsey you got their sir, did Santa bring it to you?" Playing along with the little girl he chuckled and answered "yes, he sure did." The little girl looked up at the cop and said "next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

 

Thank you cheezit for the laugh. I needed it. Merry Christmas to you and everyone on the site. You are all great people and a bundle of help.

 

thats a good one,

 

LOL! My mornings a little brighter even with all the snow and ice.