ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! STAR U HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT NOW DONT U!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

 

whose post mine?

 

Yea yours, all I could see was (all I can say is) but when I brought it up on the quote button the rest of it was there.

 

i got excited lol and hit enter too fast i had to go back and complete it

 

First time jitters Rodney???? ROFLMFAO!!!!

 

no just the terms bumpers and trucks!!!!!!!!

 

Fake bumpers will get you every time, I been looking for some full of beer all my life. lol

 

nice thanks star now i gotta clean the soda off the screen.

 

think that calls for good ol rodney carrington lol

 

Well, I think tomorrow when she wakes up and sees all the mess you guys created here her evil sorceress act will be right back and in force - it was nice knowing you all And I got the gut feeling the honorary recipient of her wrath will be none other than Starmil, lol

 

Bubble gum is kinda secretive, but I speak more than just joeanese, so if I interpretted her post and profile right, here is what we know about her.
She has a great sense of humor. I HOPE

She is now the owner of two diesels a blaser and an F350 she likes diesel, even though one is a chevy this makes her a better than average gal. lol
Before she conned her boyfriend out of his she helped him work on it, and appears to know her way around it. This makes her a great gal ( bf better hang on to her) if he can keep his truck. Note now has a dodge so it is likely safe from her.
She is a double fine looking blonde , with appropiate sized homemade dually bumpers that likes tekillya (great) knows how to build cocktails, and maybe likes to dance on the weekends. So far this sounds like the perfect woman, BUT nothing is perfect she likes sushi PLUS she forces her boyfriend to eat it too. (prolly the reason he hasn't come on yet) But it may be that dodge thing too. lol

Bubblegum I hope you know we are kidding you.

 

Star, I will have to respectfully disagree with you several accounts:

1) I'm not sure the Dodge is safe from her, while she said the IHC feels more powerful than her 6.2 she also admitted that it is not as powerful as she expected it to be. Also, I'm pretty sure she mentioned the Dodge is at least slightly hopped-up, so chances are it is more powerful than the IHC. So once she decides the IHC just ain't cutting it no more, she may very well go after the Dodge...

2) again, where did she say her hair is blond? She described herself as a "bimbo" , which is just another word for an airhead, and does not necessarily mean she is blond too. I still think her hair is actually pink, to match her signature on here and probably the pink-hearted seat and steering wheel covers she may have in her truck

3) I highly doubt her dually bumpers are home-made, I'd say they are probably built by a well-respected professional with long experience in the field - she just doesn't strike me as the type of girl to do things half-asterisked

P.S. Bubblegum you know we are one big dysfunctional family here and we all love you like a sister (your boyfriend excluded, cause that would be weird), so please do not vanquish us into oblivion... Well I guess you can vanquish some (*cough* Star *cough*), but not me

P.P.S. and what is the deal with "master Tom"?

 

Can't walk and chew gum (with the scars to prove it= blond.
I did make a mistake on the bumpers, aftermarket would have been the thing to say. lol

You could possibly be right about the dodge, but I think in the long haul she will be happy wwith the ford (she seems sensible (maybe a little too much for the blonde bit)

 

no. what you don't know will keep your mind busy thinking.

 

My oh my, you boys sure have been busy here:

I thought of that, but they are just too narrow to look good in a dually bed. Now if I had a 4" stack in each corner, then a ranger-sized toolbox would fit between them perfect! Hm...
Isn't it amasing how modern medical science works? When it comes to looks they can replace/repair/modify about any part of your body that you are not 100% happy with, but when it comes time to figuring out what is killing your grandpa they are but useless

That is funny as hell, but it is actually a fair analogy - remember there was a court trial few years ago where a waitress was being sued by a patron because he ran into her "bumpers" head-on and got knocked down and injured himself? My, where is this world going to, tehe!

I will tell you a secret - I am a bit afraid of water, I can barely keep afloat when I'm at the pool, so I will surely be a goner if I were to fall overboard in a river or a lake. Which is why you will never find me on the front of a boat, my "asterisk" (thanks for that word master Tom, I love you) remains in the seats area where if I lose footing I end up on the floor, and not in the water.

That was simply amazingly funny, thank you for the laugh

There was a picture hanging on my friend's basement wall above the pool table, it was of a beautiful young blond woman that wore next to nothing and had a beer tap on each "bumper", one was for Budweiser and the other Bud Light - the caption under the picure read "the perfect woman"

The man who's obviously in love with Murrue Ramius has it right, well partially right - I am indeed not a blonde. Not pink-haired either - my natural hair color is so black it's almost blue, was told once it's almost as black as my soul (of course the person who said it is no longer among us, that was an instant vanquishing), tehe! I do have some streaks that are dyed so blond they are almost orange, does that count? Also, on your P.P.S, that is a strictly need-to-know information, and you simply do not need to know it

Master Tom, I an not sure it is a good idea to keep their minds busy on this subject, just look at all they came up with yesterday But I do appreciate your confidentiality, I will make sure I make it up to you for it, somehow