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Old 06-24-2016, 08:39 PM
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Why do I say why?
 
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Old 06-24-2016, 08:50 PM
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Why is it so hard to explain to a software engineer what you want the software to do, and how you expect it to work?
Why not tell the software guy to take a Viagra, then he can say it's hard to explain..?
 
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Old 06-25-2016, 08:47 PM
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Why not tell the software guy to take a Viagra, then he can say it's hard to explain..?

Why would you never see him for the rest of the day?
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 10:54 AM
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Why didn't I see you last night?
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 08:46 PM
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Howdy John!

Why weren't you here last night?
 
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why I was just taking a break seeing as no one was here
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 08:57 PM
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Why did you sing and dance at a wedding?
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 08:57 PM
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Why did I leave because no one was here?
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 09:13 PM
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Why did you sing and dance at a wedding?
Why I can't remember the last time I was at a wedding, might have been mine..?
 
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Old 06-26-2016, 09:49 PM
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Why I can't remember the last time I was at a wedding, might have been mine..?
Why? When was that John?
 
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Old 06-27-2016, 07:01 AM
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WHy does these topics remind me of a story---- A seventy year old guy calls his dentist office and says I need to talk to the dentist right away!! The receptionist hurrys back to the room where the dentist is working on a patient. He runs back to the phone-- and the guy says: I took a pill and have had an errection for over 4 hours -- The dentist says-- Umm ok -- this is your dentist Whay did you call me--- and the Guy Says:


Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
 
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Why.. I tell ya.. that is pretty funny!!


A woman walks into the doctors office and tells the doctor she needs something to give her more energy. She is always exhausted. The doctor asked how often she had intercourse, to which she replied, 4-5 times per week. The doctor said maybe she should take a break in the middle of the week, say for instance take Wednesday off.


She quickly snapped back at the doctor, "I can't take Wednesday off, that is the only day I am at home with my husband"
 
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Old 06-27-2016, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Flip4ford
WHy does these topics remind me of a story---- A seventy year old guy calls his dentist office and says I need to talk to the dentist right away!! The receptionist hurrys back to the room where the dentist is working on a patient. He runs back to the phone-- and the guy says: I took a pill and have had an errection for over 4 hours -- The dentist says-- Umm ok -- this is your dentist Whay did you call me--- and the Guy Says:


Hell I'm calling everybody! :-)
Why doesn't the guy call all of the women that he can think of?

Maybe some of them will help him get rid of it.
 
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Old 06-27-2016, 08:43 PM
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Why? When was that John?
Why that was way back on Sept 5th 1985..
 
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Originally Posted by 56panelford
Why that was way back on Sept 5th 1985..


Why? As a husband you're not suppose to remember that. LOL
 


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