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Old 12-16-2002, 05:07 PM
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1) Is this supposed to come off like that?

2) Welcome to Wal-Mart.

3) I'll never buy another GM product if I live to be one hundred.

4) You want fries with that Mister?

5) ?

Can't come up with any more, how about a little help?


 
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Old 12-16-2002, 05:31 PM
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How about "This truck has a bunch of new parts on it"?

Or "Is that the biggest towchain you have?"
 
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To a person with a cell phone:" Hey You, Would you call me a taxi"


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A very select string of profane syllables.
 
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Old 12-16-2002, 06:26 PM
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And the number one "Things Said By a Chevy Truck Owner":

*Drum roll*

"For sale, hardly used, make offer!"

*extreme laughter*




 
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Old 12-16-2002, 06:33 PM
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Wanna buy a rock?
 
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Old 12-16-2002, 06:37 PM
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how about "i'm startin to think drivin a ford is alot better then pushin this chev"
 
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What the..... It grew more plastic!

Wow, that model really does look just like my avalanche- even sounds the same when you close the doors.

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Makes a great planter!!
 
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"hey i got something else just like this it works ok for a few minutes then the damn things blows "

"if i only had a ford"

"the only thing worse i coulda bought woulda been a yugo"

"i aint had a good night sleep since i bought this thing the sound of the rusting is worse than a train"

"i hope i dont fall in the oil slick again"

"the reapair bill is WHAT!!!!!!!!!!"


 
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every heard the Rusty Chevrolet SONG??
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A guy came out on Saturday to take a look at my '88 and told me how he put $4,000 into his cheveley in the past two years. $3,200 in odd parts and $800 for a tranny. He then told me what I think should be the number one thing said by chevy owners:

"I want to buy a truck that isn't a Chevy"

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"The 7.3 liter che^y eater"
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Excuse me Sir, do you have any jumper cables?


Hey!, how come yours doesn't smoke?


 
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I don't mind you using it, just don't rev it more than 2000 RPM because my mechanic said it might blow.


Little does he know, it blows at idle



 
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Those words can't be said on this channel!

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