Sounds like you need new neighbors Moe

 

Some of my neighbors are great... Wish I knew who needs to be replaced!

 

Sounds like your neighbors have too much time on their hands, they need something to do. This is where road kill in the swimming pool comes into play. No pool, then on the front porch or under their cars. Cleaning the highway in the process.

 

LOL... Wish I knew who it was... But Karma will pay them back 10 fold!

 

I thought I would share one of my city official experiences. I had an old Ford beside my house, in the grass behind a closed gate out of view. Enforcement guy showed up, said all stored vehicles must be on concrete and covered. So I bought a tarp and 4 - 1'x1'concrete walkway stones and put one under each wheel. Covered it up and waited. The enforcement guy looked at it, and shook his head as he walked away. Well, it WAS on concrete after all.

 

Maybe you should get a car cover that is too small and put it on your truck, kinda like the neighbor did. Maybe even park it in the front yard, open the hood, and put a flower pot in there. A 49 Ford planter.

 

Around here the police have to tell you who registered the complaint if you go to the station and make the request.

Later!
Mr. Ed

 

Awesome...lol