Anybody know where that old cooter FORTY went??
Along time for him to be away from his "home"

 

Allright,

Call the Milk company and get them a picture ASAP!!!!!

On a serious note I hope everthing is OK.

Scott

 

i heard it he was tied up in a duck blind of some sort??

 

Yeah... I miss him too. Where the heck is that ole guy???

 

HEY! FORTY! WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?

(Sometimes you have to speak up a little so those old fellers can hear you)

Hope everything is alright.

Waxy

 

No posts since the morning of 2/19! FORTY DON'T MAKE US CHECK THE LOCAL HOSPITALS!!!

 

It's been awhile since the triplets have shown up around here too. Has Forty gone to the dark side for good??? Forty?....

 

We've hardly heard a thing from him since it was reported the triplets had moved in with him. I hope the strain wasn't to much for him. I certainly hope he's not suffering any side effects from the MASSIVE DOSE'S of VIAGRA he has been having to take to satisfy the demands of the demented trio he now houses!

 

Geezish ! can't a Guy get some rest !
whats all that yellin Waxy !!

Abendx ,the girls are on there way back out there they hate this weather in the east! Too Cold!

Dog is making the arrangements ! along with cases of VIAGRA for you little weenie guys!

My deer stand is still standing from my escape from reality trip with the girls !

They sure were fun but they like yeti! more because he fed them Better!



Things are fine guys just took alittle break from the boards ! Thanks for asking !
Good to know your missed sometimes !
Rich

 

Well the next time your away for more than a day, please notify the front office with your where abouts!!!


Glad your back!

 

Yea!
forgot punch out on the time clock ! Hope monsta doesn't dock me a days pay!

you know those Island guys ! He he he !
(boat and bus owners)

Glad to be back !

Now lets fix some trucks !

Rich

 

good to see you back old-timer..... i knew you had to be ok.... but like rottn was saying... i assumed it was a viagra related issue.... as old as you are, they must have to MEGA dose you... taking 30 of those little blue pills at once can't be good on the rest of your system (even if they allow you to be more youthful in some areas).

as for the girls coming back here.... i doubt that..... deer season doesn't start for another eight or so months, so i doubt anyone will hear your pleasurable screams in the "blind".... or did the girls put the ball in your mouth and secure it with duct tape??

it is nice to know that your new harem is letting you rest for a few every so often and that your spending your 'rest' time talking to us here

 

What Forty doesn't want to admit is that after some time with the triplets, he needed a few days bed rest to get over it! I called the local hospitals, and they said someone matching Forty's description had been in for treatment for general exhaustion & a crushed pelvis (the risks you take when you play with those whales... oops I meant girls).

They also told him to read the directions on the Viagra bottle next time; turns out the General was stuck in a salute position for 5 days "straight". Now that's gotta hurt!