Who things of these things ?

> Bounce:
>
> 1. BOUNCE, the stuff you use in your dryer repels mosquitoes, tie a sheet of
> Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
>
> 2.Eliminates static electricity from your television screen. Since Bounce is
> designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a
> used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
>
> 3.Dissolves soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a used sheet of Bounce.
>
> 4.Freshens the air in your home. Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a
> drawer or hang one in the closet.
>
> 5.Prevents thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of
> Bounce to eliminate the static cling on the thread before sewing.
>
> 6. Eliminates static cling from hose. Rub a damp, used sheet of Bounce over
> the hose.
>
> 7. Prevents musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside
> empty luggage before storing.
>
> 8. Freshens the air in your car. Place a sheet of Bounce under the front
> seat.
>
> 9. Cleans baked-on food from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in the pan, fill
> with water, let sit overnight and sponge clean. The antistatic agents
> apparently weaken the bond between the food and the pan while the fabric
> softening agents soften the baked-on food.
>
> 10. Eliminates odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bouncein the bottom
> of the wastebasket.
>
> 11. Collects cat hair. Rubbing an area with a sheet of Bounce will
> magnetically attract all the loose hairs.
>
> 12. Eliminates static electricity from venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with
> a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
>
> 13. Deodorizes shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in
> your shoes/sneakers overnight so they'll smell great in the morning.
>
> And now, Coca-Cola:
>
> 1.To clean a toilet, pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet. Let the "real
> thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
> stains from vitreous China.
>
> 2.To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers, rub the bumper with a
> crumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
>
> 3.To clean corrosion from car battery terminals, pour a can of Coke over the
> terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
>
> 4.To loosen a rusted bolt, apply a cloth soaked in Coke to the rusted bolt
> for several minutes.
>
> 5. To bake a moist ham, empty a can of Coke into the baking pan,wrap the ham
> in aluminum foil and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove
> the foil allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown
> gravy.
>
> 6. To remove grease from clothes, empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy
> clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle in the washing
> machine. The Coke will help loosen grease stains.
>
> 7. It will also clean road haze from your windshield.
>
> and... SOME OF US DRINK THIS STUFF!



Dennis

"Please Don't Ask Me Any Tough Questions As I'm Saving My memory For When I Develop Alzheimer's"
78 F-150 429CJ,Silver w/Explorer Pkge.
641/2-Mustang 260,Pre-World's Fair Car.
64-Fairlane500 S/C waiting for a 390-4spd.
68-Mustang 289-Sunlit Gold 80,892Mi
78-Buick LeSabre 403 4V
84 Volvo DL Wagon

 

What a deal you could but a Big mack and coke and have everything you need to fix up your bumber just with the leftovers! what a great world

 

i think i should not drink so much coke. imagine what that can do to your intestines and stomache. ouch

 

Amazing, think of all the things I could do if I went to the laundromat, and the burger stand next door:

All of the above, plus I could re-pack my wheel bearings with their french fries.

Since there would be sugar all over my truck, I could attract every fly and bug from even adjoining counties, and bring them home to my industrial sized bug zapper - possibly making me a candidate for a state award for improving quality of life in my area...

I could start a local organization, lobbying for the recycling and re-purposing of laundry products, thus earning an environmental award....

On the other hand, I could let the wife do the laundry without bugging her, spray the mud off my truck with a hose (thus refurbishing my topsoil) and let it go at that...

Which is copastetic with me, I could be using all of that time to go fishing or have a cold one or two....