Saturday Funny....Corporate Mergers

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Oct 31, 2002 | 11:54 PM

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Saturday Funny....Corporate Mergers

Nov 2, 2002 | 10:04 AM

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Saturday Funny....Corporate Mergers

Mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush,
and W.R. Grace Company merge to become, Hale Mary Fuller
Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers
merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMMGood.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm
Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to
become Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing
reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge
and become Fairwell Honeychild.

3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge
and become 3 Penney Opera.

Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will
merge and become Knott NOW!

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