NY's Goblins and Ghosts BS Thread
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neil,the patio worked out real nice. i'll post some pictures later on. how are things by you. hows it going shaun.
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got to get motivated and load my truck up for the weekend. i received thisa funny e-mail today about PA. let me share it with you.
And God Created Pennsylvania .....
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting
on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"
replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and
it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. For example,northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe
is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people,
and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"
"That's Pennsylvania , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The
people from Pennsylvania are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to
travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking,
high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from Pennsylvania is Washington , DC . Wait till
you see the idiots I put there."
And God Created Pennsylvania .....
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
him, resting
on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look,
Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet,"
replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and
it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. For example,northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe
is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people,
and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely
hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
said, "What's that one?"
"That's Pennsylvania , the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The
people from Pennsylvania are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to
travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking,
high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Not very far from Pennsylvania is Washington , DC . Wait till
you see the idiots I put there."