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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:50 PM
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Answers!

I figure its time to start putting answers out there since we asked so many why?? questions.

Because I said so!

Because that's the way she likes it!

Because it stinks in here!

Because it didn't work the first time!
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:52 PM
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Because Flip likes the smell of dead animals.

Because they give me the toots!

Because I stayed up too late.

Because there are only 7 days in a week.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:53 PM
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Because I am a Dork!

Because you are a Dork!

Because C comes before J.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:54 PM
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Because Happy Jack wanted one!

Because it rains once a week in Kansas, right after it snows.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:56 PM
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Because Del was grinning from ear to ear.

Because Justin loves to compete with Tony and his BII Ranch.

Because we don't see Matt much anymore!
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 08:57 PM
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Because I don't give a damn!

Because I'm the U-Haul man that's why.

*stunned silence*

Because you needed more power.

Because you went cheap and bought that new tranny and engine from that shady looking guy in the back of the bar.

Because I am Hybris.

Because I'm mad as hell and won't take this anymore!
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 09:00 PM
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Because Curtis Has way too much time on his hands when driving back and forth from Topeka.

Because Big Sweede looks like Toby Keith.

Because Clint is a helva nice guy!

Because motor oil doesn't make a good replacement for pancake syrup.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 09:02 PM
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Because Hybris needed an answer to all of his questions.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Old May 18, 2010 | 10:41 PM
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Because we are all family.

Because Michelle wants to rant.

Because we all care.
 
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Old May 18, 2010 | 11:45 PM
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Because I got home late and need to go to bed.
 
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Because the economy is in the tank.

Because of the BP oil spill.

Because you just can't really trust Facebook.
 
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Because it is raining again today.

Because I had to wait for the pilot car.

Because she said I couldn't.
 
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Old May 19, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Because AK's and 7.3L Powerstroke diesels have at least one thing in common. They are harder to break.
 
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Old May 19, 2010 | 03:53 PM
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Because we can't afford it--

But you already have one

You don't need a bulldozer

Because clown college costs so much

Round is a shape

Because I like to eat out for lunch

It does too tste like chicken

You won't die if you touch that

That little itch may be telling you something.

I do too love you

Because you are a moron so I will charge you all I can

NO YOU CANNOT HAVE $20 OUT OF THIS ATM

NO FREE SAMPLES FROM THIS ATM

YES THIS LANE IS BROKEN
 
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