I found these on a website and thought ya'll might enjoy em as i did.

Chevrolet

-Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

-Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Run On Luck Every Time

-Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

-Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

"Chevy, built like a rock and runs like one too."

Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?

A. Push it off a cliff.

Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual?

A. The bus schedule.

Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my

Chevy"?

A. Sounds like a fair trade.

Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?

A. A miracle?

Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill?

A. A mirage.

Q. How do you double the value of a Chevy?

A. Fill up the gas tank.

Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?

A. Customized.

Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?

A. Turn the engine off.

Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions?

A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.

Q. What do you call Chevy passengers?

A. Shock absorbers.

Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy?

A. Park it between two Fords

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.

CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.

CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.

CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed

CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet

GMC= Garage Man's Companion

GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming

GMC= Gay Mans Chariot

GM= General Mistake

GM= Glued Metal

IROC= I Run On Credit

IROC= I'm a retard out cruising

IROC= Idiotic retard Out Cruising

IROC= I'd Rather Own a Corvette

IROC= I reek of cologne

IROC= I really own crap

Z28= Zippy 2.8 Liter

SS= Super Slow

RS - Really Slow

CORVETTE= Completely Over-Rated, Very Expensive, Technically Troubled Engine.

 

these are funny...


i dont knock chevs tho.. i like all makers.. ford has done some stupid things just like any other manufacturer. mustang 2? lol

 

Haha, yea the only reason i look these up is because of my friends knockin on fords. So i gotta have some come backs :P

 

Thanks I needed a good laugh . To each their own I say, but in my experience every manufacturer has bad vehicles or ideas along the way. But for me GM's have produced the most problems and Dodge the least, so I keep buying Fords

 

only one i can truly agree with is the last one. corvettes truly are over price heaps of ****. but my opinion is biased because i used to have to work on them all the time.

some are funny some are dumb enough to make you cringe and feel sorry for who ever came up with its parents.

i've covered the playing field on vehicle brands and models ... they all have problems.

 

my dad bought a 2009 chevy 3/4 ton and he says that its the biggest pile of crap truck that he has owned.. thats coming from a chevy guy lol

 

Hey no knocking mustang II's. We had a couple one with a, If I remember correctly a 2.8L v6 and one with a 302, the V6 was way faster than the 302, kinda funny, it handled alot better too. Cars didn't last long though got twice what we paid for the 302 one and the V6 one the top end came apart and used a bunch of parts from it for a friends street rod.

 

mustang 2's just weren't my style, they are too funny looking to me. they made sense for the gas crisis tho..

 

To each their own. I don't really care for them either, but I can never pass up a good deal. I got those back in the days when a $100 got you a running beater, now the same car goes for about $1000, sad. I think we paid $45 for the V6 one and $175 for the 302 one, and they both were driveable, can't get those kind of deals anymore. Sometimes it's nice having lots of cars in the driveway too, once in a while people just give us cars, need more of that right now, need money bad.

 

GM= Garbage Motors
GM= Great Mistake
GMC= Get More Crap
GMC= Gay Man's Chevy

 

Aw, thanks man, that's the best laugh I've had in a bloody while

 

GM= Government Motors
GMC = Government Motor Company

 

Amen!

-Enjoy
fh : )_~

 

You can if you look hard enough. I found a 94 Jeep Cherokee 4x4 for $100. Spent most of its life in Daytona Beach so it was a rust bucket, but, I had $300 total investment in it and got $2,800 from the insurance co. when it burnt to the ground. Bad o-ring on one of the injectors. God I love full coverage insurance.