I thought I would share this to all you twisted humor folk!

Lipstick at School
>
> According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
> recently
> was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were
> beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
> fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to
> the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the
> maintenance
> man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
> Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
>
> She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them
> there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints
> were
> causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors
> every
> night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
> asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
>
> He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
> toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip
> prints on the mirror.
>
> There are teachers, and then there are educators.

 

What an ingenious way to handle the situation.

If I wore lipstick, it would make me stop kissing mirrors too.

 

Lipstick or not, I'll be thinkin twice before I kiss a mirror now!!!

Ron

 

I'd make the boys stop kissing girls too.

 

That would make sense... most 12 year old boys are just a bunch of pottymouths anyway, right?

 

I heard that one before. It still made me laugh.