Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
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Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Might be a repost.. but I found it humorous for the folks up in the Great White North.
THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Laughs win the Stanley Cup.
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Sorry for the last one guys.. hope you don't take offense to it.
THE OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
50 F (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.
35 F (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 F (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 F (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 F (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
-173 F (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 F (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"
-500 F (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Laughs win the Stanley Cup.
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Sorry for the last one guys.. hope you don't take offense to it.
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Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
Yup.. thats pretty accurate.
had a trip up to the hunt camp for a bit of ice fishing last weekend..had to put the beer next to the stove to keep it drinkable. The thermometer there goes to -80°f
have a photo of my buddy holding a 6-pack over the fire to thaw it out....and he wasnt even posing for the camera.
One thing we did learn though.. it's much warmer to cut a hole in the ice and jump in than it is to roll in the snow after a sauna.
had a trip up to the hunt camp for a bit of ice fishing last weekend..had to put the beer next to the stove to keep it drinkable. The thermometer there goes to -80°f
have a photo of my buddy holding a 6-pack over the fire to thaw it out....and he wasnt even posing for the camera.
One thing we did learn though.. it's much warmer to cut a hole in the ice and jump in than it is to roll in the snow after a sauna.
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