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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:43 PM
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Dear Cheeto

My AIM is fubar.

My computer hates me

My dog and cooler are missing

My backup emergency use only bottle is empty.



almost forgot the point of this thread.
congrats on scoring the 60s
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:44 PM
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wtf are you tellin cheeto for? he probably stole your cooler and dog and sold them for 600 dollars each
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:46 PM
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The COOLER is missing???!!!!!

thats HORRIBLE!!!!!!

better find the dog first and have him hunt down the crown.....you do have your pup "trained" right?
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:47 PM
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Well I figured if he had my cooler and dog they'd both be safe.

That much booze would kill someone like him and WV bassturds are good to their dogs. If I realized Cheetos sister was missing Id have reason to be alarmed.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:47 PM
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Meh. So i goto this guys garage tonight and i didnt really want to leave. Three stall garage with a back room big eough for 3 jeeps. Got a full bathroom. Hes gotta a fricken water fountain of all things. New tractor,new duramax, jeep on 60/14b with king co at each corner on 39.5s. Mig and Tig welders. Jeep in the driveway on boggers. Hes got a set of 39.5 boggers hes gonna give me price on when i pick up the rears.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by quadzjr
The COOLER is missing???!!!!!

thats HORRIBLE!!!!!!

better find the dog first and have him hunt down the crown.....you do have your pup "trained" right?

Boss excels in multiple levels of badassness and asskickery!

Plus hes got better pick up lines for teh wimmins and catches more fish than I do.


 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:01 PM
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good looking pup...
 
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Is tghe neighbors dog in heat again? He could have stolen the cooler to get his biotch drunk and have his way with her....
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:04 PM
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possible but he's usually very understanding that I need the booze more than he does.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:10 PM
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Check the ******* up by your hidden shop. never know what they will do...
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:11 PM
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what da hell is a nog?
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:12 PM
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kind of like cheeto, but darker
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by captain p4
kind of like cheeto, but darker

yep, and usually cleaner.
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:16 PM
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LOL.....

MF10CL
 
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Old Mar 8, 2010 | 09:18 PM
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Hey, why did my nog get astericks?
 
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