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breakfast table
<TABLE style="mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" class=MsoNormalTable border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-BOTTOM: #e0dfe3; BORDER-LEFT: #e0dfe3; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0in; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent; PADDING-LEFT: 0in; PADDING-RIGHT: 0in; BORDER-TOP: #e0dfe3; BORDER-RIGHT: #e0dfe3; PADDING-TOP: 0in" vAlign=top>My wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday<O
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morning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to<O</O
immediately sell all my stuff."
<O</O
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked <O
<O</O
"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some a- -hole<O</O
using my stuff." <O
<O</O
She looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another
a- -hole?"
<O</O
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</Omorning. I said to her, "If I were to die suddenly, I want you to<O
</Oimmediately sell all my stuff."
<O
</O"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked <O
<O
</O"I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don't want some a- -hole<O
</Ousing my stuff." <O
<O
</OShe looked at me and said, "What makes you think I'd marry another
a- -hole?"
<O</O</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
