Caveman song
Feb 2, 2010 | 07:40 AM
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Caveman song
So if you could make up the name of a caveman song-- what would it be?
"Stick hitting rock" --- "Drag your wife to the watering hole by her hair" or "Staring at a whooley mammoth butt with you"
Hey baby you go a gaterin' and I'll go a huntn' and together we'll invent the wheel!! (country song)
"Fire" (new age)
Its so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!!!
Feb 2, 2010 | 08:53 AM
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"Scratch my fleas and I'll scratch yours"
"You can't do that in the cave no more"
"Don't kick the saber tooth"
Feb 2, 2010 | 08:59 AM
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What's that biting my butt this time?
Flinstones, meet the Flinstones.
Momma, I'm a rolling stones.
Daddy thinks I am a fairy, cause I like painting on my cave room wall.
Feb 2, 2010 | 09:08 AM
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Quick! to the Bat Cave!
My cave woman left me for a cave man with a Mustang.
My feet hurt, why cant I invent some shoes yet?
Feb 2, 2010 | 09:10 AM
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I just don't get why the kids are so into Rocks and Rolling them around, it seems like work to me.
Feb 2, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Pappa was killed by a Rolling Stone. wherever we laid his head was our home. (to the tune of Pappa was rolling stone)
Do the Dinosaur Stomp!!
Feb 2, 2010 | 10:06 AM
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I am going to lay you down on a bed of granite, (to the tune of bed of roses)
Feb 2, 2010 | 01:12 PM
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Do the T-Rex two step---
She's got her good skins on---
I invented the whel but Ug stole it....
Brontosourus ribs sure are fillin'
Watch out for teridactal poo!!!
Dino poo keeps fallin on my head
Go ask Allisourous
Let's make your bedrock
Waiting around the cave till someone invents the wheel
Her and the snake gave me forbidden fruit-- now I know I'm naked.
Raising some Cain - by Able and the misfits
And I saw it was good by Gennisis
Wow what a mamoth butt - by only said it once
I wanna club you till the cows come home
Is our relationship evolving?
Hey let's draw stupid stuff on the cave walls that they will never figure out!!
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Feb 2, 2010 | 01:13 PM
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I fell into a buring ring of fire
Feb 2, 2010 | 01:13 PM
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Feb 2, 2010 | 01:14 PM
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Don't kick sandstone in my eye
Feb 2, 2010 | 01:30 PM
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You guys are ridiculous, I can't even muster a single line
Feb 2, 2010 | 02:25 PM
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You can't rollerskate in a dinosour herd...
I don't have a clay pot to pee in
Just waitin on the romans to invent rhodes (get it?)
New Cave smells like somethings been hibernating in it--
(Curt smells like he has been hibernating)
My fleas tates better then your fleas, Mine taste better then yours...
Until the dog is invented my rock is my pal
It's Log! (Ren and Stimpy)
Feb 2, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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Oh baby I love your burning bush
Feb 2, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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I smacked my hand with a rock again...