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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 07:40 AM
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Caveman song

So if you could make up the name of a caveman song-- what would it be?


"Stick hitting rock" --- "Drag your wife to the watering hole by her hair" or "Staring at a whooley mammoth butt with you"

Hey baby you go a gaterin' and I'll go a huntn' and together we'll invent the wheel!! (country song)

"Fire" (new age)


Its so easy a caveman can do it!!!!!!!
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 08:53 AM
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"Scratch my fleas and I'll scratch yours"

"You can't do that in the cave no more"

"Don't kick the saber tooth"
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 08:59 AM
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What's that biting my butt this time?

Flinstones, meet the Flinstones.

Momma, I'm a rolling stones.

Daddy thinks I am a fairy, cause I like painting on my cave room wall.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 09:08 AM
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Quick! to the Bat Cave!

My cave woman left me for a cave man with a Mustang.

My feet hurt, why cant I invent some shoes yet?
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 09:10 AM
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I just don't get why the kids are so into Rocks and Rolling them around, it seems like work to me.
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Pappa was killed by a Rolling Stone. wherever we laid his head was our home. (to the tune of Pappa was rolling stone)

Do the Dinosaur Stomp!!
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 10:06 AM
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I am going to lay you down on a bed of granite, (to the tune of bed of roses)
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 01:12 PM
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Do the T-Rex two step---

She's got her good skins on---

I invented the whel but Ug stole it....

Brontosourus ribs sure are fillin'

Watch out for teridactal poo!!!

Dino poo keeps fallin on my head

Go ask Allisourous

Let's make your bedrock

Waiting around the cave till someone invents the wheel

Her and the snake gave me forbidden fruit-- now I know I'm naked.

Raising some Cain - by Able and the misfits

And I saw it was good by Gennisis

Wow what a mamoth butt - by only said it once

I wanna club you till the cows come home

Is our relationship evolving?

Hey let's draw stupid stuff on the cave walls that they will never figure out!!
 
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I fell into a buring ring of fire
 
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Rockin a Robin
 
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You guys are ridiculous, I can't even muster a single line
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 02:25 PM
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You can't rollerskate in a dinosour herd...

I don't have a clay pot to pee in

Just waitin on the romans to invent rhodes (get it?)

New Cave smells like somethings been hibernating in it--

(Curt smells like he has been hibernating)

My fleas tates better then your fleas, Mine taste better then yours...

Until the dog is invented my rock is my pal

It's Log! (Ren and Stimpy)
 
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Old Feb 2, 2010 | 02:28 PM
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I smacked my hand with a rock again...
 
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