Fishing Buddies
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Fishing Buddies
Two buddies, Wolf & Butz, are getting very drunk at
a bar when Butz suddenly throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Deb will kill me!"
Wolf says, "Don't worry, pal, Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Deb that someone threw up on you and gave
you $20 for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and got even
drunker. Eventually Butz rolls home and his wife
starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself!
My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to
slur, Butz says, "Now wainaminit...I can e'splain
everythin! Itsh not what you thank. I only had a cuple
dranks. But this other guy got sick on me ... he'd had one
too many and he just coodn't hold his liquor. He said he
was very sorry an' give me $20 for the cleanin bill!"
Deb looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is
$40."
"Oh, yeah. I almos' forgot... He sh@t in my pants too!"
a bar when Butz suddenly throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no. Now Deb will kill me!"
Wolf says, "Don't worry, pal, Just tuck a twenty in your breast
pocket, tell Deb that someone threw up on you and gave
you $20 for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and got even
drunker. Eventually Butz rolls home and his wife
starts to give him a bad time.
"You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself!
My God, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not to
slur, Butz says, "Now wainaminit...I can e'splain
everythin! Itsh not what you thank. I only had a cuple
dranks. But this other guy got sick on me ... he'd had one
too many and he just coodn't hold his liquor. He said he
was very sorry an' give me $20 for the cleanin bill!"
Deb looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is
$40."
"Oh, yeah. I almos' forgot... He sh@t in my pants too!"
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