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Old Jan 6, 2010 | 11:39 PM
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Brand Humility.....

Ok guys, yukk it up....Make fun of all the vehicle brands names.....

JEEP-Just Everyone Elses Parts....
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 12:01 AM
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Dodge- dummy on donkey going east
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 12:47 AM
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Can't tell you where I got this one, but even though I don't like it, it makes me laugh, sometimes more than others like when I'm reading certain forums...

FORD: Fat Or Rednecked Driver.
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:17 AM
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Dead On Delivery Go Easy


MOPAR
My Old Plymouth Ain't Runnin'
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 07:54 AM
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mopar= Move Over People Are Racing
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 08:35 AM
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Dodge = 'Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere (An old Dodge fanatic I know uses this all the time.)

Pontiac = Poor Old Nooblet Thinks It's A Cadillac (The original version of this was deemed inappropriate so I changed it.)

And one that is used commonly around here (too damned many Chevy/GMC owners around here):
Ford = Found On Reservation Dump

I don't know one for Chevrolet - I would like to hear it, though...
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 08:45 AM
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Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time.

Got Mechanic Coming?

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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 11:01 AM
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JEEP- Just Empty Every Pocket
FIAT- Fix It Again, Tony
CHEVROLET- Can Hear Every Valve Rattling On Long, Extended Trips
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 11:33 AM
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Old Lady Driving Slow Makes Others Behind Irrevocably Late Everyday

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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 11:54 AM
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LOL! Funny stuff. I hadn't heard a lot of those! Moved from General NON-Automotive forum.
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 02:24 PM
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Yes that's true about Jeeps, but I still wouldn't trade it for anything.

First on race day

Found off road dead

Can't hear every valve yet

Oh please everones laughing

well these are all I can think of at the moment, I'm sure I'll think of more later on.
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 02:47 PM
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Fudged Italian Attempt at Transportation

Korea's Inept Automobile

Fast, Exciting, Race Ready And Rarely Inexpensive

Jason
 
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Old Jan 7, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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GTO Get Tools Out.........
 
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Old93junk
GTO Get Tools Out.........

Gas Tires Oil
 
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Old Jan 8, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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Take out your own trash A-hole
 
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