Brand Humility.....
Jan 6, 2010 | 11:39 PM
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Brand Humility.....
Ok guys, yukk it up....Make fun of all the vehicle brands names.....
JEEP-Just Everyone Elses Parts....
Jan 7, 2010 | 12:01 AM
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Dodge- dummy on donkey going east
Jan 7, 2010 | 12:47 AM
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Can't tell you where I got this one, but even though I don't like it, it makes me laugh, sometimes more than others like when I'm reading certain forums...
FORD: Fat Or Rednecked Driver.
Jan 7, 2010 | 06:17 AM
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From: Southern MD
Dodge
D ead O n D elivery G o E asy
MOPAR
M y O ld P lymouth A in't R unnin'
Jan 7, 2010 | 07:54 AM
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From: Midwest
mopar= Move Over People Are Racing
Jan 7, 2010 | 08:35 AM
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From: Southern Oregon Coast
Dodge = 'Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere (An old Dodge fanatic I know uses this all the time.)
Pontiac = Poor Old Nooblet Thinks It's A Cadillac (The original version of this was deemed inappropriate so I changed it.)
And one that is used commonly around here (too damned many Chevy/GMC owners around here):
Ford = Found On Reservation Dump
I don't know one for Chevrolet - I would like to hear it, though...
Jan 7, 2010 | 08:45 AM
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From: Lafayette, IN
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks Every Time.
Got Mechanic Coming?
Jason
Jan 7, 2010 | 11:01 AM
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From: Virginia Beach
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Jan 7, 2010 | 11:33 AM
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From: Lafayette, IN
Old Lady Driving Slow Makes Others Behind Irrevocably Late Everyday
Jason
Jan 7, 2010 | 11:54 AM
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From: Southern California
LOL! Funny stuff. I hadn't heard a lot of those! Moved from General NON-Automotive forum.
Jan 7, 2010 | 02:24 PM
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From: Nixa
Yes that's true about Jeeps, but I still wouldn't trade it for anything.
First on race day
Found off road dead
Can't hear every valve yet
Oh please everones laughing
well these are all I can think of at the moment, I'm sure I'll think of more later on.
Jan 7, 2010 | 02:47 PM
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From: Lafayette, IN
Fudged Italian Attempt at Transportation
Korea's Inept Automobile
Fast, Exciting, Race Ready And Rarely Inexpensive
Jason
Jan 7, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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From: McKenzie River
GTO Get Tools Out.........
Jan 8, 2010 | 07:04 AM
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From: Southern MD
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Old93junk
GTO Get Tools Out.........
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Jan 8, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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From: northern kentucky
Both Men Walk
Still ain't a Beemer
Take out your own trash A-hole