Cheeto i'll do even better then that.

$601, you ship.

 

Yeah ill give you guys the pics of it rusting into the ground

 

I think someone stole my cooler!

 

Why, was Cheeto near your house??

 

Woo woo. Cheeto got him some 60s with 513s and spools

 

its missing! WITH TEH BOOZE!

get off work and I look in the bed of my blue truck...not there

think to self...."self!, you must have put it in red truck"......not there

start searching the grounds (most people have yards, I have "grounds")....nowhere easily visible.

Start panicing. Heart beating faster. Perma-chub that always seems to arise at the thought of ice cold beer starts to shrink. Super panic mode ensues. Check Georges bed..."self!, did you take George for a joyride last night?" Self voice #2: "Nope. No fuel."

At this point Im pretty upset. My dog is also missing.

Could the dog have stolen my booze? Could a vagrant have stolen both the dog and the cooler? Could said vagrant have stolen just the booze and the dog is elsewhere? Could this be a sick joke? All signs point to "anything is possible" at this point.

All signs are also pointing to no more Crown.

 

I guess it's a sad sad day for both of us then! I've got to sell the F150.

I was finally given a price on a truck that I have lusted after since I was 7. My Uncle called today to say he would finally sell me his old 79 stepside F150. It's sitting on 35's right now with a warmed up 466 that I put into it for him 2 years ago. So, I told the wife way back that the only reason I would ever sell my 95 is for that particular truck. So, when she found out he called, she said too many vehicles, gotta sell something before I get it. I'm not happy to do it, since this truck owes me NOTHING! I've called on it many many times in the past for work and play duties, and it always comes through and never disapoints me. If anyone is interested, here is the add I posted in the VA chapter:

https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/6...trade-ads.html

 

So why is it that everyones wife decides what they can have as toys? As long as i dont track grease in the house mife wife couldnt care less what i own. Seperate finances FTW!

 

*cracks open ice cold beer*

What were you saying Kris?

 

DAMN IT!

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I do get away with a lot. I have my stupid duty, my ranger, my Buell, an old shovelhead I need to restore one of these days, and about 70 or so guns of assorted types. I really don't have the room for another truck, but I've wanted his since he got it back in Christmas of 78 when he drove it from the show room floor to the shop to put on the lift and 35" tires. So, I'm willing to make the sacrafice.

 

Didn't I tell you to come up here? You could be enjoying this bud light right now, but nope, you're in SC without a cooler and without a dog.
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you have a wife?

 

Wife, sister, Mom.... It's all relative to Cheeto. Or is that related???

 

well if I were there Id still be without a cooler and dog.


just slighly closer to total liver annihilation!