You can substitute the word chevy for mule if it makes it funnier.



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Curtis &Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.


The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."


Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."


The farmer said, "Can't do that. I donespent it already."


They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."


The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"


Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."


The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"


Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"


A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked, "What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"


They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz agonna do."


Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."


The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"



Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back."



Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They're overseeing the Bailout Program.

 

Good one!

Hey Chet, get the truck fired up yet?

 

I am getting ready to get it going, but it got cold all sudden like. I needed to get my tools organized, wire up and set my compressor, buy a new creeper, and some other stuff. I am actually trying to make some room to park my F53 based RV here at my house. That means that the highboy needs to go. It will be easier to move if it is driveable.

It runs just fine. With open headers it is pretty loud and it sprays gasoline all over the place, but it runs just fine.

Chet

 

Hey,

I have an old "T" box here...use it and a spark plug and you'll have a heck of a flame thrower!