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Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she
hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for
a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger
can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He
couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some
tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask
Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very
well on the driveway.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger
can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy
problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his ***** everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his
marriage both require the same thing: better control over
his putz.
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played
a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic
violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai
affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family. Now it's Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to
tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you?
And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no
tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've
both been clubbed by a Norwegian
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hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for
a 5."
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole-in-one.
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger
can drive a ball 400 yards.
What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He
couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some
tips on how to beat Tiger.
What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask
Tiger, he knows.
Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very
well on the driveway.
Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger
can drive a golf ball.
Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy
problems. Apparently, Tiger's spraying his ***** everywhere.
It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his
marriage both require the same thing: better control over
his putz.
Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played
a-round in Australia.
What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic
violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai
affair?
Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat
family. Now it's Cheetah.
Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to
tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you?
And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
Tiger Wood's shirt is all red- problem is, there's no
tournament, and his veins are a pint low.
What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've
both been clubbed by a Norwegian
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