Favorite Quotes
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"Go ahead punk make my day" Dirty Harry
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
“ Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself. ”
— Confucius
Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy
“ Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself. ”
— Confucius
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From: Nebraska
These quotes will work for Work or Play
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Murphy was an Optimist.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Murphy was an Optimist.
Postmaster
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 2,985
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From: Nebraska
These quotes will work for Work or Play
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Murphy was an Optimist.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Everything takes longer than you think.
Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first
After you bought a replacement for something you've lost and searched for everywhere, you'll find the original.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces
When waiting for traffic, chances are that when one lane clears the other is congested.
If many things can go wrong, they will all go wrong at the same time
Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you SHOULD.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Murphy was an Optimist.
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~Yogurt from Spaceballs~
~Yogurt from Spaceballs~
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From: Manhattan Kansas
wow, that is amazing, my next favorite quote for me to post was going to be from spaceballs.. that's awesome..
ok, will have to do one from "Best little horehouse in Texas"
You know what burns my a$$? a fire about 3 foot tall.
olly Parton
ok, will have to do one from "Best little horehouse in Texas"
You know what burns my a$$? a fire about 3 foot tall.
olly Parton
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From: Wichita KS
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