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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:13 PM
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Caption this!

In the spirit of Jalopnik.com I submit to you the following idiot.

Please let's hear your best caption for these photos!
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:17 PM
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Besides the cheesiness look of it, looks like it missing a few parts under the front end. Are the shocks the only support on the front axle?

EDIT: Where's the front drive shaft? _____________________ "I guess some folks will drive anything"_________________________
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:26 PM
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the only caption I can think of is: why?
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:44 PM
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unsafe at any speed
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:46 PM
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that think cant be finished
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:53 PM
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That guy needs the shaft.....
 
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Old Aug 31, 2009 | 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by FordxFour
Are the shocks the only support on the front axle?
Yes.

Also, note where he's parked. What a tool...then again...he IS handicapped.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 12:00 AM
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Lifted Ricer.......When a real truck is just out of reach.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 12:09 AM
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Yes.

Also, note where he's parked. What a tool...then again...he IS handicapped.
I don't know about him, but the truck looks like it is.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 12:34 AM
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That's what happens when you drop a couple Enzyte tabs in the tank.

Your results may vary. Talk to your mechanic before using this product. As with all home made lifts, some risks apply. Seek mechanical attention if shakey or wobbley conditions persist. This could be an indication of impending catstophic failure.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 01:24 AM
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I'll bet that thing is actually a pretty solid mud truck with the front drive shaft connected, and some other parts added. It's not something I'd drive, but I certainly won't rip on it.

It looks like he's fabricated a custom 4-link setup and done a SAS swap with a coil-over front and massive leaf-sprung rear. I'll bet he's running a Dana 44 or something smaller like that up front, but with something that light, thats all you'd need.

Looks like he's got it finished off with a nice set of shorter, but very wide swamper boggers. I'd guess something in the area of 33x14.50xwhatever. He's missing a few parts, but he's probably 85%-95% done with the truck.

It's unpopular but:

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I'll bet this truck would embarrass 99% of the Super Duty's on this forum in an off off road setting.
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 05:58 AM
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I'll bet this truck would embarrass 99% of the Super Duty's on this forum in an off off road setting.

I don`t think so
At least when he tips over I`ll pull em back on his feet
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 06:00 AM
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Ken,
my caption: Jello head
 
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Old Sep 1, 2009 | 08:10 AM
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