TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using
tables.
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me
how I spell it. (I Love this kid)
____________________________________________
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground
than you are.
_______________________________________
TEACHER: Millie, give m e a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his
father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in
his hand.
______________________________________
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the
same as y our brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
___________________________________
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

 

Those are cute.

 

this one brings back some memories!! very good ones Fom!!

 

Cute and more than clean enough for here, that`s sometimes a tuff combination.........

 

i noticed johnny wasn't involved. then the cleanliness would have been questionable...

johnny was in class one day and teacher wanted the class to use the word "beautiful" in a complete sentence. many students had great answers, but if course Johnny had to have his say...

ok, Johnny, whats your sentence? asks the teacher... well, when my sister came home and told dad she was pregnant, he said Beautiful... Just Beautiful!!!

 

FTE doesn`t allow masking of bad words........sorry but that`s another a big no no...
And remember that it`s not me that makes these rules.......

 

lol... thought that the stars might pass... oh well, use your imagination.

 

You don`t want my over active imagination involved, then almost everything would get banned or deleted!
For a quick a heads up on some of the FTE guidelines: https://www.ford-trucks.com/forums/7...w-members.html
Mods and admins often will give warnings and/or infraction points for masking profanities.

 

Those are great Morris, im gonna send them to Sandi too!

 

Send them to Sandi?
Where is she and what have you done to her......

 

Through email haha.

She dont go no where when I try to send her away!