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The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked,
'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked,
'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now,
sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well
dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked,
'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular
'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was
under that dog. 'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'
She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked,
'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!'
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem
to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the
wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now,
sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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From: Sweetwater Texas
Reminds me of the Redneck at Harvard
A really really smart redneck went to Harvard and on the first day he got lost, so he asked a professor "Where's ya'll's library at?''
The professor responded, "Here at Harvard we do not end our sentences with a preposition."
The redneck then responded, "Oh I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but where's ya'll's library at jackass"
A really really smart redneck went to Harvard and on the first day he got lost, so he asked a professor "Where's ya'll's library at?''
The professor responded, "Here at Harvard we do not end our sentences with a preposition."
The redneck then responded, "Oh I'm terribly sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but where's ya'll's library at jackass"
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