Worst day ever!
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From: Neptune Beach, FL
Worst day ever!
Some yahoo in a Mercedes SUV decided she wanted my lane and I let her have it. Should have hit the retard for illegal merging.
and.. I come home with allergies, take a big ol' sneeze and look at my beautiful Dell 24" Ultrasharp monitor with a wad of SNOT on it. You know what it's like to scrape snot that instantly dries thanks to the massive heat this big mammoth produces?
This is a bad day already!
and.. I come home with allergies, take a big ol' sneeze and look at my beautiful Dell 24" Ultrasharp monitor with a wad of SNOT on it. You know what it's like to scrape snot that instantly dries thanks to the massive heat this big mammoth produces?
This is a bad day already!
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Thats true. When my dad said his new company car was a chevy, I almost cried. But then I thought of what would be next to it (my X) and I was happy. I ended up putting a ford sticker over the chevy emblems.
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You could have sneezed it all over the "beast's" windshield. Now that would be your "worse day ever"
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PFFT.. I just want to see this hunk of junk you bought. I mean King Ranch, I could understand! But HARLEY!? OMG you heavy weight gray-bearded down to your ankles bald man! 
You're just trying to compete with me. Sigh. I guess I can help you trick that 04 out to be a Beast! HEY. We can call it "BEAST JR."
OH.. Call me punk! I need some info from you.
*BTW I can say these things to Eli because he's my brother.*
You're just trying to compete with me. Sigh. I guess I can help you trick that 04 out to be a Beast! HEY. We can call it "BEAST JR."
OH.. Call me punk! I need some info from you.
*BTW I can say these things to Eli because he's my brother.*
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And all this reminds me of the time I sneezed with a mouth full of Taco Bell burrito while driving down the road. ... I was picking "stuff" out of crevices and the steering wheel for a week.
