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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 04:06 PM
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Wisea**......I really did get shot though. That's why I got my Tat...cover the bullet scar. Nancy told me once it looked like I had 3 nipples(the B-hole was close to my right one ). I was crushed. Damn...there's more to me than *****.

And I'm not getting older.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 04:45 PM
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Wow! I bet that's an interesting story. I heard you still look good in a bikini top though. My brother in law acutally does have three nipples but it's a genetic thing, not really interesting.

My friend Sammy isn't getting older either, after his 50th birthday he was feeling kind of poorly the next day and said ' I've had it with this getting older bulls***, I'm not doing it anymore.' So, no more birthday parties for him lol.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 05:24 PM
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Not so interesting ma'am....hunting accident. I made a mistake..

I agree with your buddy Sammy. I haven't had a B'day since 1980.

Ohh and I'm watching Bones right now....Angela is smokin' hot!!!!!
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 06:05 PM
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Getting shot is a bitch, especailly in the chest.

Getting stabbed in the chest is a bitch too. The sumbitch that did that to me has not walked to this day. That happened 35 years ago. I shot him in the *** as the coward ran away.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 06:08 PM
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Way to go Paul....my "shooter" limps.
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 06:28 PM
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He stabbed me in the chest, breaking the blade off, as he ran, I drilled a 357 between L2 and L3. Then the *** had the nerve to sue me. His lawyer thought they had won until I sat down on the stand. While being questioned, I produced the knife blade and the X-Ray. No one knew that I had that, not even my lawyer. When the jury seen the blade on the X-Ray buried in my chest and how close to my heart it was, they gave me my counter suit. His rich daddy had to pay my bills, my lawyer, my lost income and pain to a tune of about $165K. His daddy in turn has to take care of his juvy delinquent kid for the rest of his life. Being a delinquint at 15 can cost ya poppa quite a bit if the other person knows how to play the right tunes. I still carry the scar above my right BOOB to this day. Yes, I said BOOB, tit is a naughty word. LOL
 
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Old Mar 23, 2009 | 06:36 PM
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Paul............I swear I'll never stab you!
 
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 06:48 AM
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good thing there, Carl......I would hate for me to be the cause of you getting a second tattoo on your chest............

{{{{{hugs}}}}}
 
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Old Mar 25, 2009 | 06:43 AM
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Paul............I swear I'll never stab you!
I would not think so. Brothers don't do that. Well, Good Brothers don't. I have see a few that have killed their brothers over just dumb bull ****.

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good thing there, Carl......I would hate for me to be the cause of you getting a second tattoo on your chest............

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If so, I wonder what kind of tatoo?
 
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If so, I wonder what kind of tatoo?
It would say,,,,,,,,,
NEXT!!!!
 
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If I get another it won't be bullet related!!!!
 
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If I get another it won't be bullet related!!!!
For you Len,
It would TRULY be a "Broken Heart"
 
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