Part VI
02-28-2010, 03:19 PM
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02-28-2010, 03:34 PM
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02-28-2010, 04:06 PM
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02-28-2010, 05:00 PM
i tried to talk her into letting me get a harley but she insists that i have to be 40 years old to buy one like all my uncle's did. she thinks they are old guy bikes.......
02-28-2010, 05:30 PM
Oh boy, another Johnson & Gordon love-fest after the race.
At least Mark Martin finished in the top 5...though in a #$%^ Chebby.
03-01-2010, 01:11 AM
After laying in bed for two hours trying to go to sleep...decided to get up and surf the web for a while. You'd be amazed what you can come up with when you "Google" something; these three came from one of those old/strange laws websites.
In Florida, if you're a single, divorced or widowed woman...you can't parachute on Sunday afternoon.
In Kentucky, it's illegal for a woman to marry the same man three times.
Also in Kentucky "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers of the law or unless she is armed with a club
I'm sure there's a reason those laws were passed in the first place; and actually I'd like to know the story behind the Florida law. Too many jokes could be made about those Kentucky laws.
In Florida, if you're a single, divorced or widowed woman...you can't parachute on Sunday afternoon.
In Kentucky, it's illegal for a woman to marry the same man three times.
Also in Kentucky "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she is escorted by at least two officers of the law or unless she is armed with a club
I'm sure there's a reason those laws were passed in the first place; and actually I'd like to know the story behind the Florida law. Too many jokes could be made about those Kentucky laws.
03-01-2010, 02:29 AM
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<--- appropriate smiley for this situation hahahaha. 
oh my, cant parachute on sunday afternoon...i wonder what thats about...?
03-01-2010, 02:36 AM
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your post got me a searchin' 
In Georgia "Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session"
In Myrtle Beach SC "No one may sleep on the beach at night." - this one makes me mad, because well, id like to sleep on the beach one night looking at the stars with someone special, among the other things we might engage in on the beach
In Georgia "Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session"
In Myrtle Beach SC "No one may sleep on the beach at night." - this one makes me mad, because well, id like to sleep on the beach one night looking at the stars with someone special, among the other things we might engage in on the beach
03-01-2010, 10:07 AM
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So Sheryl and I were watching a show about pshchology yesterday..They were attempting to explain the feeling of "Mixed emotions", anybody else catch it?
Anyhow, I looked at SHeryl and said " I dont thinnk there is a thing you could say that would make me both happy and sad at the sametime".
She turned to me and said," out of all of your friends, you have the biggest crank"
Anyhow, I looked at SHeryl and said " I dont thinnk there is a thing you could say that would make me both happy and sad at the sametime".
She turned to me and said," out of all of your friends, you have the biggest crank"