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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 10:44 AM
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 11:09 AM
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 01:23 PM
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very funny! how is the snow?
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 01:46 PM
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Still snowing up here...slippery has hell and people are still driving like idiots
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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Still snowing up here...slippery has hell and people are still driving like idiots
I see... just like all people that live in NH
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 01:57 PM
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Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

Only the transplants are like that...Us natives have there crap together
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 02:55 PM
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Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

Only the transplants are like that...Us natives have there crap together
And you keep it all out in your front yard to see as we drive by!!! You walked into that one.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 02:59 PM
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And you keep it all out in your front yard to see as we drive by!!! You walked into that one.



LOL...leave my German Sheperd out of this....
 
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Still snowing up here...slippery has hell and people are still driving like idiots
Now...didn't your wife have to be pulled out of a ditch last winter??? Are you lumping her in with the idiots???
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 06:30 PM
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They must roll the side walks up early in these parts!
 
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I think so Dave.
 
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Old Mar 9, 2009 | 07:17 PM
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Now...didn't your wife have to be pulled out of a ditch last winter??? Are you lumping her in with the idiots???



You bet your **** I do....

I reem her out everyday for that stupid stunt......
 
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Hello Dave,Shaun and everyone ....

Shaun what is for lunch today
 
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